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Unhinged Alaska: DISH doldrums

A few weeks ago my buddy Turk called and was so fired up I could feel the plastic in...PO'd at the situation albeit not for the same reasons as Turk. I'll get to that a bit later.Turk was amazed to hear that CNN had been dropped for awhile...
Chillin' with my Bro

My buddy Turk called me this week complaining about the...suggestions ta thaw my funk?" "Get a grip Turk." I answered. "Are moose backing their...better?" "Matter of fact, it does." Turk growled. "This crud reminds me of working...
To hunt or not to hunt

...when they pounded on my door. It was Turk, Rusty and Mark standing on the deck blanketed...grand strategy for bagging a bull or two.Turk was in charge of interpreting the morass...anything."OK, let's get started." Turk mumbled. "What unit looks the easiest...
Unhinged Alaska: Willie's little dark cloud

...around sometimes. Take last month ...Turk and Willie were skunked during the Winter...pounding the chinooks like dust laden rugs.Turk said it was partly my fault for not joining...hairs on his eyelids ached. I reminded Turk that he was aware that I would be out of...
Unhinged Alaska: Mungo bites it and a king's revenge

...spontaneous reel combustion three years ago and Turk thought I should hit it with a couple rounds...performance of the equipment. Smart-arse Turk came along to offer his ongoing critical...I had the intellect of a dried squid. Turk mumbled something about a clear and present...
Unhinged Alaska: When does spring really arrive?

...because now his nieghbors don't have to worry about keeping a close count on their smaller livestock and egg production.As for Turk and I, our spring offically kicks off when the fish pens are set up in the Nick Dudiak Fishing Lagoon on the Homer Spit and...
Unhinged Alaska: Thar's gold in those silver winter kings

...rippin' hot as the tide changes that day. Turk, Willie and I have entered the contest...didn't think that W would survive but Turk finally cooled off enough to stop promising...the winter gig for a couple of years. Turk's vessel hasn't been exactly reliable...
Unhinged Alaska: The morning after

...time of year. Men don't seem to be that complicated when it comes to Valentine stuff. They wouldn't mind being in my buddy Turk's shoes. His amazing mate leaves him a simple Post-It note granting him one extraordinary wish for the day.It's an interesting...
Unhinged Alaska: What's next, Godzilla?

...anxiety levels backed off a bit, except for my buddy Turk's.Although Turk's little homestead wasn't threatened by the be at around the two thousand foot level."Well Turk, you picked your place for its view. It looks like...
Baster, a turkey's tale

...could use them as extra table leaves.Turk is also a gobbler guy and, after swearing...Turkeys are not especially bright but Turk's little tom had an IQ 20 points below...terrorizing the small homestead, including Turk if he had his back to him."T" named...


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