...bottom, depending on how you look at it) of this list. "Transformers 3" is technically slightly better than "Transformers 2," but that's like saying cholera is slightly better than bubonic plague. Yeah, it's true, but neither has...

AP Photo/DreamWorks "Transformers", 2 hours, 23 minutes, Dreamworks AP Photo/DreamWorks Growing up I had this geeky little friend named Daniel (Daniel, if you've...

...collapses in a pile pure preposterousness. "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" I could not have imagined that "Transformers 2" could possibly be worse than "Transformers," but that just shows how I underestimate the odiousness of Michael...