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Unhinged Alaska: As the Fishing Hole slips into hibernation, the tourists slide south

...get shot in the butt by some hung-over hunter thinking he's stumbled into a grizzly. Nick can be reached at ncvarney@gmail.com if he isn't dodging lead along a tributary in the lower Kenai.

http://peninsulaclarion.com/community/2014-08-30/unhinged-alaska-as-the-fishing-
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You've got to be kidding me

...around this time last year and there are all of those ripe wild berries in the gulley. Nah. Nick can be reached at ncvarney@gmail.com if he isn't in the basement organizing his foul weather gear.

http://peninsulaclarion.com/community/2014-08-04/unhinged-alaska
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Alaska Unhinged: Spit overload

...You'll be able to pick out the ones that were down here on the Fourth.They'll be the ones peeling skin like a subcommittee questioning the head of the IRS. Nick can be reached at ncvarney@gmail.com if you're not cleaning fish.

http://peninsulaclarion.com/community/2014-07-12/alaska-unhinged-spit-overload
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Unhinged Alaska: What's next, Godzilla?

...drone.Still, Drac and all, it's nice to see old friends return for another season. Nick can be reached at ncvarney@gmail.com if he isn't busy trying on dog attack training suits before the barbecue.

http://peninsulaclarion.com/community/2014-06-07/unhinged-alaska-whats-next-godz
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Alaska Unhinged: The three true signs of spring

...those first two lady pale walkers, alone, are good for a one point rise on the Dow Jones. Nick can be reached at ncvarney@gmail.com if he isn't playing "Peel the Patch" on the back of his knees where his "snowy whites" were barbecued during...

http://peninsulaclarion.com/opinion/2014-05-09/alaska-unhinged-the-three-true-si
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Rockin' the 2014 Winter Olympics

...closing ceremonies so, Go USA!It's time now to get back to watching rather than writing. Nick can be reached at ncvarney@gmail.com if he isn't trying to catch up on some sleep after trying like hell to watch five NBC affiliates 24/7 including...

http://peninsulaclarion.com/community/2014-02-15/rockin-the-2014-winter-olympics
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Grinchettes and grudges

...part-ownership in a Wiffle Ball set.Women don't hold grudges that long, do they?Nick can be reached at ncvarney@gmail.com if he isn't busy building an add-on to his coal bin.

http://peninsulaclarion.com/community/2013-12-21/grinchettes-and-grudges
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It won't be long now ...

...he's having a personality conflict with. Maybe I could help him out with that issue. Nick can be reached at ncvarney@gmail.com if he isn't with his bride stalking the isles at COSTCO during their annual pre winter big city safari.

http://peninsulaclarion.com/community/2013-09-28/it-wont-be-long-now
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...of ammunition because it's too warm for the stuff to stick.When will I ever learn?Nick can be reached at ncvarney@gmail.com if he isn't busy grilling goodies during the day and shoveling the driveway at night.

http://peninsulaclarion.com/community/2014-03-15-0
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The unexpected results of a white-knuckle ride

...Icemageddon is not a lucid way to seek inspiration.By the way Turk, I'd do it again. Nick can be reached at ncvarney@gmail.com if he isn't in cleats chasing his skidding mutts down the driveway hill.

http://peninsulaclarion.com/community/2014-01-25/the-unexpected-results-of-a-whi
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