...side. Two Army guys got out of the back seats and the driver opened his door and they all stood at attention at the open car doors. The Army guy with all the stars and ribbons walked up to me and introduced himself. "Hello I'm Colonel (so-and-so...

...as the thought left my head here comes the car with the German lady and the police right behind her. She slammed her car door, went up to the door and started pounding and screaming again. "I gots the police this time - you better open up...

...breath at the curves. For some reason she seemed to speed up on curves to the left, centrifugal force sending me into the car door where the ground seemed to drop out from under me into the lake hundreds of feet below. Of course there was always the...

...hair in my bed!! So we appointed someone to watch her when we left in the car. Sure enough the minute we closed the car door, she would stand up, stretch, look around and head for the bedroom. She would slowly put one big paw on the bed...

...Do you live with the rural burls and have no DSL internet access? Do you find dial-up more frustrating than frozen car doors and dead batteries? Is StarBand too pricey a dish for your taste? Then wireless internet cards may be for you. The...

...cars and the big city lights. Well, guess what; the big lights kept me up at night and I never did learn to keep my car door locked. One of the side benefits of leaving the small town where I grew up and then returning is that I gained a true...

...or even some winter jogging with an airplane seat strapped to my back! A more logical thing to save would have been a car door, at least that way I could have rolled down the window on the warm days! See you next week!