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Now Playing Synopsis: A horny high-school student facing a crucial college interview is forced to relive the most stressful day of his life over and over again in this imaginative, endearingly raunchy comedy. When Rob Crabbe (John Karna) wakes up on the morning of his college-entrance interview, all he knows is that this is a day that could change his life. Not only will he find out whether or not he's been accepted into Georgetown University, but he might also lose his virginity to his smoking-hot classmate. From the moment he arrives at school and becomes the target of the volleyball team's wrath, however, the entire day spirals into disaster. When all is said and done Rob falls asleep, and awakens to find the entire nightmarish day beginning all over again. Uncertain if he may be experiencing a psychotic episode, Rob attempts to play it cool until realizing that he needs to find a way out. Although his good pals Stanley and Gabrielle do their best to provide emotional support, it's brilliant 12-year-old grade-skipper Arthur who may actually hold the secret to breaking the cycle. In the process, Rob may finally get the opportunity to turn both the day -- and his entire future -- around. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi Cast: John Karna, Craig Roberts, Katie Findlay, Alan Tudyk, Carlson Young Movie Details Play Trailer Buy Tickets Movie Review

Allie Ostrander beats all the boys in junior Mount Marathon race

...EmmaLee Moore, Seward, 48:51; 41. Danica Schmidt, Soldotna, 50:14; 42. Sasha Hamner, Seward, 50:29; 44. Kellie Arthur, Soldotna, 51:07; 47. Laura Kromrey, Moose Pass, 51:30; 48. Maile Moriarty, Seward, 51:35; 49. Meret Beutler...

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Sports
Give thanks in all circumstances

...can be found at www.miseryindex.us. In the early 1970s an economic adviser to President Johnson came up with the idea. Arthur Okun simply said to add the unemployment rate to the rate of inflation and the number would tell us how awful the nation felt...

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Religion

...Wallach also starred in the steamy "Baby Doll" (1956), "The Magnificent Seven" (1960), "The Misfits" (1961), an Arthur Miller-written film that starred Marilyn Monroe and Clark Gable, "Lord Jim" (1964) with Peter O'Toole and "The Godfather...

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Arts & Entertainment

...glass on the most famous Londoner who never lived - Sherlock Holmes.The museum on Tuesday announced an exhibition devoted to Arthur Conan Doyle's Victorian detective, featuring everything from hand-written manuscripts to the coat worn by Benedict Cumberbatch...

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Arts & Entertainment
Paul Arthur Beever

Soldotna resident Paul Arthur Beever, 64, passed away peacefully Wednesday, April 30, 2014 at Alaska Regional Hospital with his family by his side. An open...

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School briefs

...are due by 2:15 p.m. on April 25. Congratulations to the Citizens of the Fourth Quarter ? Asia Angeles Hanson, Kellie Arthur, Garryn Baker, Levi Benner, Carsen Brown, Anthony Carrasco, Caroline Cho, Tanner Craig, Preston Doucet, Titan Farrell...

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Schools

...sticks) butter, softened1½ cups King Arthur All-Purpose Flour (spoon flour into...for the purpose of this recipe, King Arthur Flour's heavy-duty 9 x 9 x 2-inch...pan was used. Made exclusively for King Arthur Flour, by USA Pans, the pan is coated...

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Food

2/3 cup King Arthur unbleached all-purpose flour (spoon flour into measuring cup, then level with the flat end of a knife) ½ cup premium salted...

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Food
Arthur Gordon Baktuit

Lifelong Kenaitze native, Arthur Gordon Baktuit, 79, passed away peacefully in his sleep at Prestige Care Nursing Home in Anchorage on Friday, February 21...

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